I like to consider myself something of a watch dog. Well, when I get the time anyways. When I’m not trying to guide the minds and hearts of those coming from all over the pacific rim and attempting to give them indepedent living skills that they can use in life, my nose is usually glued to the screen of a lap top as I drool and scoff at various news/pundit websites. These websites usually belong to those associated with the far left, though, not so far left that they have given up voting altogether.
My favorite above all is Pandagon.net (link found to your right), but a bad habit has developed lately of also watch dogging the extreme right. My favorite in that particular category is NSM88.org. For those of you not familiar with that website, and for those of you not perceptive enough to pick up the implications alone through the domain name, this website is the home page for the National Socialists Movement–The American Nazi Party. Why? Because, let’s face it, the only thing funnier than some white kid getting bent out of shape over a Carlos Mencia "beaner" joke is a white kid that seriously uses the term "beaner".
These two websites are also the easiest to read and tend to be as straight forward as is humanly possible. Which is great. The mainstream media is so pumped full of agendas and kickbacks that the only way to compete with that amount of bullshit is to hit up a dude ranch or join in on a Good Ole American Cattle Drive. No one needs to read between the lines or do research and homework when it comes to reading these sites because it’s just so cut and dry…whether you agree with them or not.
While the information is anything but painted on the wall, one still has to sift through the emotional stress and sarcasm that seems to weigh down Pandagon so much that my browser has trouble lifting the page to scroll it. This is the kind of emotional strain that is usually accompanied by wild hand flailing and eventual cavings to Godwin’s Law. Still, that’s a lot easier than being lied to. And just to assure you that their site is genuine in what they report, they are diligent when it comes to siting sources and linking to the informations passed down. The latter is a far cry from the NSM which never sites information (though, I’m sure these kids read that shit somewhere). Well, that and the fact that the NSM is Godwin’s Law incarnate.
Other sites of interest will include the Washington Post, CNN, and other various need-to-check-the-validity websites/TV news reporting.
The site in reference tonight is the NSM, and, with this particular topic, has been for a number of days since the discovery of their announcement to march on Washington (April 19, 2008) in protests to American Immigration from (you guess it!) Mexico. A fact that makes sense as they have little problem with the visitors from the great white north. Why? Because they’re white and because at the end of the day they go home.
There’s no coincidence of that date, mind you. April 19th is the day before Adolf Hitler’s birthday, and rest assured these people probably celebrate it like Colin Powell celebrates Dr. Martin Luther King Day, or Josh celebrates Rosh Hashana–with a day off and a big meal preceeded and followed by singing and laughing. What better way to celebrate The Leader of Hate than with a march on Washington in a wasted effort to keep "the muds" out of their trailor parks.
This march has cause quite a lot of excitement within the ranks of the NSM and all of the new kids are hurrying to purchase their Brownshirts and arm bands. The boys are, anyways. The girls have a seperate uniform, though it makes no difference as both genders are just as fierce as a howling war crime. I personally have not seem this kind of arm-in-arm yellow-brick-road giddiness since Max and Jena slipped off to their last protest in hopes of a silly black bloc where the kids spray paint "pig" on the fire chiefs car. They are ready in ways that none of us seem to imagine, and they are better prepared than we would like to think. They, and the KKK, and a few radical groups from al over the world.
Strangely, that latter part is a claim, but I haven’t been able to find anyone claiming that they would be willing to cross the pond just to help some of their "brothers" keep the "beaners" out of their country. As far as this little apathy machine is concerned, I don’t really see why some European would give two two wickets in the Queen’s Asshole about our immigration issue. How did that convo of interest go anyways?
Whitey14_88: Kommerade! Teh mecksicans r n our cuntry steelin our jobz!<br>GermanBigotBootBoy: O NOz!! RLY!?
I just don’t see it. What I do see is the build up of their self proclaimed Propaganda department and the push for their members to print more leaflets, meet more people, and spread the "brotherly love". That last comment being of the highest interest because it seems to be their mantra when spouting the new revisions of the National Socialists of the Old World. No, the Old Regime as passed away and with them went their ideas of genocide and hate. The NSM revision of the party, and of the world, do not include Genocide or cruelty, but rather what they consider peaceful solutions to the "Jewish Question". These revisions include peacefully deporting those outside the Aryan Nation, but only if the Nation finds that it cannot evenly and adequately provide for The People.
Otherwise, believe it or not, those outside the Aryan Race would be allowed to live here in this country…but only as guests and not as residence. The NSM states that only those of pure white heritage are recognized as part of The Nation, and only those recognized as a part of The Nation are allowed to be considered members of The State. Pretty clever words for really meaning "if you’s ain’t white, you ain’t right".
NSM members get their share of media coverage when they pull stunts like this, and that same media coverage gets a lot of mixed reviews within the ranks of Germany’s New Sons. Some believe that such media coverage is a neccessity in order to spread their message of love to their white brothers; something that woud gain more members and more strength. Others argue that The Brotherhood must remember that the media is controlled by the Jews and is just as much their enemy as it is their tool for mass communication. Regardless of how they feel, Jeff Schoep (Commander of the NSM) knows that he will always be able to spread whatever message he decides when he decides because the media will jump with a raging hard-on at the opportunity to film Right Wing Radicals in Washington DC. Sadly, this is really the only attention these guys will get until they pull another stunt. Otherwise, they keep to themselves in the backalleys and private homes with no real Politically Active life whatsoever.
So, after keeping up with that for a while, I sent off my warnings to the two Left-Wall Crawlers that I know best–Max and Jena. Brother and sister in arms and cause and confusion, and two of my dearest friends that I love just enough to inform and warn but still feel the need to give them as much shit as possible when they don’t make any sense. But that’s between they and I, and I’d kick start the teeth of any jerk that thinks they can talk to them the way I do. But I digress.
My mail was sent off to Jena in hopes that she would, of course, pass it on to Max who I was sure would be just as delighted to get the opportunity to see these Goose-Stepping clowns in person as oh, say Nuremburg. Of course, there was some sarcasm when sending the message because all I could see in my head was these two chatting over the InTArWEBz, giddy and shaking while typing things like "WE’S GONNA KILL US SOME BIGOTS!!!!one!!!!eleven"!! Which may or may not have been the case, but I can assure you there was some indignance in response to my sarcasms and more than likely some kicking of their CPUs.
The contents of that letter are as follows:
"The nazis, the KKK, and "whitey" (as max affectionally likes to call them) are marching on washington April 19, 2008 in order to demand an America First Act. An America First Act, as I’m sure you know, calls for the closing of the borders and motions to "keep america american"–to quote Calvin Coolidge. Their goal is to use public pursuasion and lobbying techniques to move the politicians of the country to put forth actions into play that would keep ALL immigrants out of america be they illegal or here on legal working visas. This is, of course, mainly focused at mexico as these factions do not tend to bat eyes at the white neighbors of the north or the europeans that come over. They do, however, tend to include Slavs of all nations and africans…but again, the focus is mexican.
I’m not sure if you guys stand on the "Day Without Mexicans" stand point, an "open the borders" stand point, or even a "stimulate the economy to keep america healthy" stand point, and frankly, I don’t care where you stand. I do know, however, that you love to protest for whatever side you have chosen to be on for the week, and I know that Max loves a good reason to strap on a mask and pray to god there’s a piss poor excuse for a Black Bloc. That said, I assumed you would like to know of this rally so that you can step up and go head to head with some honest facists for once in your life and not the parliamentary shit-eating cowards that hide in the white house. These men will be out in the public–including the Commander of the National Socialist Movement himself, Jeff Schoep–where you will be free to yell insults onto deaf ears and try to get your jabs in.
After battling Nazis for years in my younger days, I can give you fair warning–do not take these guys for pussies. yes, they might find strength in numbers and hide behind that, but their numbers (no matter how small they might be in comparison to your masked marxist comerades) tend to be hard as nails with a spirit willing to fight. Are you to find yourselves hand to hand trading blows with these uniformed activists, I would advise you to proceed with either extreme caution or violent rage as they may be the only two actions to save your skull. Otherwise, you may be wise to just yell from a distance, hold a big sign, and hope you make a difference to a group that, believe it or not, is rapidly growing in numbers.
The same warning will go for the diminishing numbers of the KKK, but not in such a strong way as they don’t tend to be as militant. Nevertheless, I’m sure niether you nor Maxwell have gone head to head with a corn-fed southern boy fueled with racial hatred and a fanatic love of volk, riech, und furher.
Good luck.
Are you to actuall act rather than passively protest, you will need it.
This has been a public service announcement."
I still stand by it for the most part.
Those anarchists both seasoned and new to the bottle throwing experience, let me tell you, you don’t have too much to worry about…even if I do know how most of you pissed off teens operate here in America. The police will protect the NSM demonstration from the often provocative and violent acts of the average anarchist and the NSM will not engage any protestor unless they are physically assaulted, which is a dear impossibility given the strength of the police force usually surrounding them. Meaning: either side will have little opportunity for going toe to toe with each other. So anarchists, you have little to worry about…and I address you because I have seen how dangerous a skin can be when forced into a skirmish.
Also keep in mind that when I use the term "often provocative and violent acts" of your run of the mill anarchist, I’m referring to their amazing habit of yelling insults and hurling bottles, rocks, and in the case of nazis, glitter. Anarchists are a gutless bunch, for the most part, with no real inclination to engage in a fist fight. Shit, these kids teach each other how to EVADE not defend themselves. So even a warning of the brute force that can be a Nazi skinhead is almost pointless given that I have never seen an anarchist actually FIGHT for anything. That’s a group that uses gorilla tactics and hide behind masks for their American Revolution.
You know, I hear even Washington had a bandanna and botched black blocs all the time!
So, as I have seen no other bitchy liberal website bring it up, that’s my update on the Nazi march to washington as well as my warning for anyone that plans to go in hopes of tasting some NSM blood by the end of the day. My advice? Write a letter and don’t waste your time. No one is taking the Nazis seriously, and the city police will be protecting their right to peaceful protest to the point that fighting them won’t be an option. Unless you like to yell, act bad, and fling glitter…then I say go for it.
Something more relevant later, I promise.
–Derek
